You make me feel like a natural woman


Holy natural products for decentralized currency Batman!

Sandalwood Styling Wax

Living in a tropical paradise is not all pineapples and plumerias. Humidity hangs out around here and is a huge asshole to me and my Mufasa mane. I have a frizzy, wavy mess of a bird’s nest on my head that rarely responds to any sort of coercion. Back in the hair-band days of the early 90’s, I rocked that finger-caught-in-a-light-socket style like my roger rabbit depended on it. Let’s reminisce together, shall we?

Yow. Some things should never be revisited. Ever.

Yeah, not so much anymore. Most of the anti-frizz products on the store shelf contain dimethicone, which is an awesomely bad big industry ingredient that creates a dependency situation on hazard locks. While it temporarily adds some moisture and silky effects to your ‘do, regular usage builds up and dries out the hair follicles into a brittle mess that would not only make Paul Mitchell cry a river, you are forced to use more product! It’s the ultimate vicious WTF cycle.

I’m jumping that ship peeps. And Wholly Hemp is tossing me the lifeboat. Their Sandalwood Styling Wax contains all natural ingredients that are super healthy for your hair and body. And yep, you know the routine, they accept ze Bitcoin.


Just a dab will do ya

Wholly Hemp’s Styling Wax is made from a slew of yummy smelling oils mixed together with beeswax, a well-known hair-growth treatment. The sandalwood smell is pretty potent, which I happen to like, but if you want something a little more subtle, try their Raw fragrance wax.

Wholly Hemp uses only fair-trade organic ingredients, and everything is made in small batches. They stand by the benefits of hemp seed oil so much so, that they give a 100% money back guarantee! And as if you need another reason to love Wholly Hemp, a whopping 25% of their profits are donated to world-wide charities that help women in impoverished countries start their own self-sustaining businesses.

Keeping the spirit of decentralization, Wholly Hemp has also developed their own home-brewed Bitcoin payment processor, rather than using a 3rd party integration, which worked great when I ordered. They’ll also take 10% off your order if you pay with Bitcoin:

Use this link to score 10% off your order with Wholly Hemp when using Bitcoin

You just don’t get any cooler than that. I scored a bar of Bodacious Bergamot Soap from the wonderfully generous Wholly Hemp, that I will be giving away next week, so look for my upcoming TBW giveaway! (I know, I know, another bar of soap, but seriously, it smells fuh-mazing)