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Personal Wand in Rainbow Birch

Is your man off to Bitcoin2013 this weekend? Need a little somethin’ somethin’ to get you through the next few days? Check out these beautiful pieces of art from The Sex Shoppe on Etsy, taking you to pleasure town in style (mmmhmmm).

Each wood piece is hand turned (oh yeah), and finished with a silky food grade finish (uh-huh). The wands are totally unique and can be customized to your liking (oooh baby). Oh and did I mention they accept Bitcoin? (Yes, Yes, Yessss!!!)

So if you’re looking for something a little less 50 shades of dull, and a lot more Barry White and candlelight to keep you company, this 9 1/2 inches of rainbow goodness is gonna make you sing.

$95 worth of BTC, sent to you with full discretion in an unmarked package. You are welcome.