February 11

How do I love thee? Let me count the Bitcoin

Be My Bitcoin Nothing says I love you like Bitcoin. So here is another TBW craft to liven up your paper wallet gifts for the romantic holiday. Add a few chocolates in the box, and you are good to go. You might not be able to buy love with Bitcoin, but you can certainly make […]

January 10

Getting in Shape with Bitcoin

Bitcoin Weight Loss Challenge 2014 It is no secret I am a whole lotta woman. I love my life with Mr. P and celebrate it often…with food of course! And I am not ashamed to say that we both could stand to lose some junk in the trunk. Looking forward to a positive year for […]

February 13

Everything is coming up Roses and Bitcoin

BitRoses With all the Bitcoin drama this week, you haven’t been able to peel your eyes from your computer screen, have you? Because really,  who needs sleep and food? Mere burdens as we watch the markets fall all over the place. Your dedication to the perpetual Bitcoin gossip…er…news is second to none, and I commend […]

December 23

A Crafty Crypto Christmas

Bitcoin and Litecoin Christmas Stars It’s all about presentation people. Are you planning to give the gift of crypto this holiday season? Do it in style with these Bitcoin and Litecoin Christmas Stars. If your home is anything like ours, Bitcoin predictably ended up on our kids christmas wish lists this year. And because I […]

October 08

Bitcoin & Women: The Network Strength No One is Talking About

Bitcoin Austin is a delightful group of people. And they don’t mess around with meetups. Every month they hold a mini conference full of flash presentations and talks. I had the privilege of participating in their September event, so I decided to bust out the soap box. And the cookies. Please to enjoy!  

September 09

A Bitcoin Wife Pampered Giveaway

Your Bitcoin’s like a Rollercoaster Baby Baby OMG the price is rising. OMG the price is falling. eBay loves us! eBay hates us. eBay loves us again? I can’t take all these emotional highs and lows! Maybe a warm bath and a glass of wine will help. Calgon take me away… Ahhhhhhh, very nice. I […]

September 06

Seeing the Bitcoin forest for the trees

CoinForest Before Bitcoin and during its heyday,  I had about a dozen Groupons at any given time.  So on that small, teensy-weeny, off chance I might have a hankering for $25 worth of “authentic” Texas BBQ, or perhaps feel inspired to attend up to 10 free classes of Bikram Yoga, with the option of becoming […]

August 30

You make me feel like a natural woman

Sandalwood Styling Wax Living in a tropical paradise is not all pineapples and plumerias. Humidity hangs out around here and is a huge asshole to me and my Mufasa mane. I have a frizzy, wavy mess of a bird’s nest on my head that rarely responds to any sort of coercion. Back in the hair-band […]

August 23

Kids, Chores, and Bitcoin

Share the work and Share the Bitcoin I wouldn’t be a good Bitcoin wife or mother if I didn’t seize the opportunity to teach the Bitcoinettes a lesson in responsibility to oneself and the household. I have made it a point in the past to separate chores and allowance, making the existence of both mutually […]

August 21

A matcha made in heaven

Cocktail and Smoothie Matcha Mr. P, le Bitcoin husband, is enamored with Soylent. No, not the movie, but the crowd-funded liquid food replacement. Is it a government cover-up? Is it the answer to world hunger? Is it people? Only Satoshi knows. What I do know is drinking something that equates to ADULT FORMULA does not appeal to me […]

August 18

I got the munchies for Bitcoin

BitMunchies The BitMunchies online store is a relic in Bitcoin history. Back when Bitcoin commerce was as bare as Old Mother Hubbard’s cupboards, BitMunchies offered the first and only grocery option, which was welcomed with open arms. With offerings such as Red Bull, Ramen Noodles, and Slim Jims, the “munchies” aspect of the site did […]

August 14

The Gyft that keeps on giving

Gyft Mobile App If you were wondering why I haven’t posted for a month and a half… you can blame Gyft. Gyft with their nefarious plans to make spending so sinfully easy for Bitcoiners, their beautiful mobile app that organizes all my gift cards, their numerous retailers and restaurants taunting me. My failed attempts of […]

August 14

I once bought an Alpaca with Bitcoin, and nearly lost my socks!

GrassHill Alpacas I once bought an Alpaca with Bitcoin, and nearly lost my socks! -Dave, coinblog.ca I’ll get to the above quote in a hot minute. But first, hell to the yes I own a pair of the famous Bitcoin Alpaca socks, and they are like a soft cocoon of billowy warmth on your feet. […]

July 02

Bitcoin is one tough cookie

Orange Dreamsicle Bitcoin Cookies Bitcoin is one tough cookie, but a delicious one at that! Amid the recent regulation turmoil and uncertainty, the hope and the optimism in the Bitcoin community remains steadfast. I’ve been eagerly following all the buzz coming out of BTCLondon, and Bitcoin’s future looks bright. I may be a cockeyed optimist, but Bitcoin […]

June 21

The first Bitcoin Wife Giveaway!

Bad Dog Farms Handmade Soap Sometimes a product comes along and really knocks your socks off. Your dirty, smelly, nasty socks off. That little gem would be Bad Dog Farms and their all natural soap. I fiend for natural soaps. I have the kind of sensitive skin that hates the harsh stuff. Seriously, Irish Spring […]

June 18

Eau de Bitcoin

Authentic Fragrances Ladies, ladies…has it really been three weeks? I took a small-ish hiatus from my wifey duties here to enjoy summer activities with the Bitcoinettes, and time has flown by faster than the difficulty increase. All this quality time spent with my little kilobytes and I’m ready for an evening away from diapers and sibling […]

June 04

Sugar with a cause

White Chocolate Covered Cinnamon Caramels Agorism is alive and well in New Hampshire. And the proof is in the pudding…or caramel, as the case may be. Jillian’s delights at Stateless Sweets seriously make you question why you ever wasted a single FRN on a Snickers. Don’t ever make that mistake again! I recently purchased her […]

May 30

Bitcoin Island Style

Feeling the Aloha We made history last night. For the first time on Hawaiian soil, a table of Bitcoiners broke the proverbial bread and waxed romantic about the crypto-currency we love so dear. There were a total of 8 Bitcoiners that showed, 2 being women! That 25% ratio left me more than optimistic. Skipping the formalities, we […]

May 30

Elf Yourself

Tassel Hooded Tunic Dress The world is changed. I feel it in the water. I feel it in the earth. I smell it in the air. Galadriel, Elf Queen LOTR Ashli Hara and her girls know what’s up. The custom clothing boutique Elven Forest accepts both Bitcoin and Litecoin for their unique wares.  They merry whimsical […]

May 29

Misses P on CoinDesk

Bitcoin isn’t just for Women So much for internet anonymity! Check out The Bitcoin Wife’s two satoshi on the CoinDesk‘s write-up of women in Bitcoin. The 25BTC Casascius Coin I’m wearing around my neck is real, and belongs to fellow Bitcoiner Stephen Gornick, whom we met at the Bitcoin2013 Convention. Read on…

May 29

I love you like a Bitcoin Baby

The Aftermath Mister P and I got hitched back in January, but never had a honeymoon. Bitcoin 2013 was our first official weekend getaway without kids. All my fellow lactating sisters who just weaned their babies can feel me on this one. Free of all spawned attachments, it was a slippery slope assuming our drinking […]

May 21

Bitcoin 2013 Day TWO and THREE

The Blur Parting is such sweet sorrow. This past weekend has been such a whirlwind for Mister P and I, I am still trying to assimilate my thoughts and regain my faculties. Damn it, I also need to unpack my suitcase gahh. And where the hell is my phone charger… Check back with me later. […]

May 18

Bitcoin 2013 Day ONE

Errybody in the Conference gettin Tipsy I am hungover. Clearly I had one too many Satoshinis last night, and my head is still reeling from the insane vibe here at Bitcoin2013. I’ve met some crazy cool people so far, and more importantly, some freaking awesome women. I refuse to force myself to write a functionally […]

May 16

My Bitcoin2013 Weekend Jam

This weekend is going to be epic. With 1,000 comfirmed attendees and a jam-packed schedule of events, San Jose won’t know what hit them. My optimistic prediction is a flood of businesses falling under Bitcoin’s spell as us ‘coiners run amuck on the streets looking for establishments to spend our virtual dough. So as The […]

May 15

A handy tool

Personal Wand in Rainbow Birch Is your man off to Bitcoin2013 this weekend? Need a little somethin’ somethin’ to get you through the next few days? Check out these beautiful pieces of art from The Sex Shoppe on Etsy, taking you to pleasure town in style (mmmhmmm). Each wood piece is hand turned (oh yeah), […]

May 14

Nectar of the Bitcoin Gods

Organic Vegan Ice Wine 2011 Someone famous, somewhere on the interwebs, was once misquoted as saying “Wine is proof that the Bitcoin Gods love us and want us to be happy.” If its on the internet, it must be true, right? This ice wine makes a believer out of me and invokes wanton lust in […]

May 13

The Trail We Blaze

Contrasting Printed Blazer As a Bitcoin user, you thrive on the bleeding edge of technology. As should your fashion sense! Bitfash has got yo’ back. Bringing you Zara and Forever 21 brand clothing directly to you for Bitcoin, their service couldn’t be easier to use. Shopping this past weekend for Bitcoin2013, I’ve had Blazers on […]

May 10

A Getaway fit for a Lannister

Dubrovnik, Croatia Dubrovnik is a premier tourist destination sitting on the Adriatic Sea. It is known for its breathtaking views, famous beaches, amazing architecture rich in history, aaaaand it just so happens to be the filming location of this super obscure TV series that you probably never heard of *cough* Game of Thrones *cough* Lunea Apartment is […]

May 09

Go Go Gadget Cuff Links

UnCuff Cuff Links My brother went a bachelor party in Las Vegas last summer. The last thing he remembered was drinking too many Rum n’ Cokes at a titty bar. The next morning, he woke up in Tijuana, handcuffed to a donkey in a dimly lit room, in nothing but his french cuff shirt and […]

May 08

Muffin Top Killah

Stone Washed High Waisted Jeans Let’s take a brief moment of silence for the death of low rider jeans. . . . . Ok, that’s quite enough. High waist pants are super hot right now. They are comfy, look great, and make muffin tops die a terrible death. ClintonCharlie hails from Australia and makes high […]

May 07

Queen of your Domain

Khaleesi Ladie’s Pajamas OMFG. I must have these now. If you don’t watch Game of Thrones, I don’t know that we could ever be friends and I won’t bother explaining to you the glorious perfection that is the series A Song of Fire and Ice by George R.R. Martin. I geekgasm’d when the HBO series […]

May 07

Clean your Dirty Bits

Mahogany and Black Tea Soap Bar Coingig sells some wacky stuff. From Lowrider Tightie Whities (for real?) to magic rocks, this site is a riot to peruse. But black soap? What the funky chicken is that? The Mahogany and Black Tea Soap Bar is made from 100% pure coconut oil and scented with black tea and mahogany. […]

May 07

From Medusa’s Lair

Suippo Bangles Cisthene is the mythical island where Medusa was thought to have dwelled, and it is also a tantalizing shop of hand-made jewelry, scarves,  leather, and apothecary. Her seductive and alluring nature is alive and well on this site as you will quickly find gorgeous and unique must-haves for your jewelry collection. I love these […]

May 06

Funk-tional Style

iPad Deluxe Case in Midwestern Floral Etsy is like crack to me. In a world of mass production, it’s a pure luxury owning hand-crafted and unique items. This is just the first of many Etsy products I am drooling over that are available for Bitcoin. So listen up gals, you better buy this before I […]

May 06

Bitcoin Wife Not Affected

Shirtoshi Small Batch Bitcoin Shirts To say the discussion on /r/bitcoin was heated yesterday is an understatement. They told me to tone down the stereotypes, they gasped that I would call myself a “wife”, and I loved every second of it. I don’t take myself seriously and neither should you. The Bitcoin Wife will continue to bring […]

May 06

Watches of Mass Destruction

LUM-TEC M-56 Your man doesn’t look like James Bond. But he could tell time like 007 with this lethal piece of wrist candy. Mister P loves the limited edition M-56 for its sleek design. It includes 3 different straps depending on the degree of suave he needs that day: brown leather, stainless steel, and a […]

May 06

I want to review your products!

You sell cool shit. You accept Bitcoin like a boss. I want to know about it! Get over to my Contact page NOW and hit me up!

May 06

Chocolate Orgasm

CHOCOLATE COVERED MACADAMIA BRITTLE Stateless Sweets knows how to get into a girl’s pants. By pure poundage baby. This Chocolate Covered ecstasy can grace my hips any day. 8 ounces for $12 worth of Bitcoin. Come. To. Mama. Featured Deal statelesssweets.com

May 06

Right in the Kisser

BROWN SUGAR LIP SCRUB This little pot of yummy goodness not only leaves your lips soft, supple, and ready for some serious kissing action,  it tastes good! Like you can really eat it, I swear. Just scrub your smoocher for a few, then lick off! (Side rant: unlike those damn BonneBell LipSmackers from the 80’s […]

May 06

Not in the kitchen where I belong

PIZZA FOR COINS It was getting late. The kids were hungry. We had been running around all day, buying snacks for volleyball games the next day, and I was not in the mood to cook dinner. Enter pizzaforcoins. I had known about the site for a while, but hadn’t gotten around to trying out their service. […]

May 05

Bits or GTFO

BITCOIN NEEDS MORE VAGINA. And I’m not talking about GirlsGoneBitcoin. I am a wife and a mother. And I love to spend me some Bitcoin. My husband dove head first into the Bitcoin world back in 2011, and frankly, that is all we talk about anymore.  Current events? Boooring. Neighborhood gossip? Insignificant drivel. Kids? What […]